CLEVER LUCY
Written and Adapted for Readers Theatre by Deedra Bebout



 
 

READER 1: There was a time in this country when most people made their livings by 

farming.  Some farmers did well; some barely scratched out a living.




2/JOHN: I was one of the farmers who had a hard time feeding his family.  My name is John 

Carver.  It has been many years since we lived, but my friends and I would like to tell you a 

story.




READER 3: John's farm was quite small, and though he toiled in the fields everyday, his 

crops were always brown and scrawny.




READER 4: It just so happened that John was married to Lucy, and Lucy was a mighty 

clever lady.




6/LUCY: My husband was not a very good farmer, but he loved his work.  So I decided that 

as long as he was happy, I would make sure we had enough to eat.




READER 1: One winter day, when the wind blew very cold and the snow drifted very high, 

Lucy sent John to the chicken coop to fetch dinner.




2/JOHN: This is the last chicken we have, Lucy.  I don't know what we will eat tomorrow, so 

roast it with care.




READER 3: When the chicken was cooked, Lucy set it on the table.  John said:



2/JOHN: What a grand chicken you have prepared!  It looks so brown and crispy, and it 

smells delicious.  It is a shame we have not even a crust of bread to go with it.  Oh well, we 

cannot dwell on what we do not have.  Let us call in the children and eat.




6/LUCY: Do not call the children.  I am going to take this chicken to the baron who lives in 

the fine house on the hill.




2/JOHN: I do not understand you at all, Lucy Carver.  Why do you want to give away our last 

morsel of food?




6/LUCY: Never you mind.  I have an idea.



READER 4: Lucy thought that if she gave the chicken to the baron, he might give her 

something even better in return.




READER 3: So she set off for the baron's house.



READER 1: When she got there, she was shown into the parlour where the baron sat with 

his wife, two sons and two daughters.  Lucy gave the chicken to him.




6/LUCY: I hope you will accept this gift, sir.  It is all I have to give you, but you are welcome to 

it.



5/BARON: There is nothing we like better than juicy, roasted chicken.  It smells delicious.  I 

would like you to divide it among us so that each gets a fair share.




READER 3: Lucy picked up the knife and looked around the room.  All eyes were upon her.



6/LUCY: Let me see.  There are six of you altogether.



5/BARON: Don't forget yourself.  You shall share it with us.



2/JOHN: Dividing one chicken seven ways so that each person was satisfied was the task 

set out for Lucy.




READER 1: The baron made himself comfortable in his favorite chair as Lucy looked at the 

bird.  The first thing she did was cut off the tail and give it to the baron's wife.




6/LUCY: Here, ma'am, you shall have the tail because it is your job to sit in the house and 

see that it is properly run.




READER 3: Then she pulled off the two legs of the chicken and handed one to each of the 

baron's sons.



6/LUCY: Because you fine, strong boys walk your father's fields every day, it is fitting for you 

to have the legs.




READER 1: Lucy then gave a wing to each of the baron's daughters.



6/LUCY: You lovely girls get the wings because each of you will someday marry and fly from 

your father's care.




READER 3: Finally, Lucy cut off the head of the chicken.



6/LUCY: There can be no question that this is the right part for you, sir, because you are the 

head of the house.  And since I am just a poor farmer's wife, I will be happy with the leftovers.




2/JOHN: Of course, that meant Lucy got most of the chicken!



READER 4: Wasn't she clever?



READER 3: The baron laughed and slapped his thigh.



5/BARON: Bless my soul.  You are a sly one, Lucy Carver!  I have enjoyed myself so much I 

want you to take this jug of nectar and this loaf of bread along with the chicken.  I hope our 

paths will cross again some day.




READER 1: Lucy took the food back home.  That night she and her family ate until they were 

full.




2/JOHN: The next day I was in town and told some other farmers what Lucy had done.



READER 3: One of those farmers was Amos Green.  Amos was a greedy man and was 

always looking for a way to get the best of a deal.




READER 1: Amos saw no reason why he couldn't do what Lucy had done, so he went home 

and roasted five, fat geese.  Then he took them to the baron.




READER 4: Here, sir.  I would like you to have these five fine geese.



5/BARON: I thank you, farmer.  If you don't mind, I would like you to divide the geese 

between my family and yourself so each of us gets a fair share.




READER 3: Amos took the knife, but just as he started to make a cut, he stopped and 

scratched his head.



READER 4: No, that won't work.  Let's see.  Maybe it would be better if I cut here.  No, that 

won't work, either.




READER 1: Amos thought and thought.  He stood on one foot and then the other.  But he 

could not think of a way to divide the five geese fairly between the seven people.



READER 4: Finally the baron grew tired of waiting.



5/BARON: Send for Lucy.  She will know what to do.



READER 4: When Lucy arrived, the baron said:



READER 5: Here is the problem.  We have five geese to be divided fairly between me, my 

wife, my two sons, my two daughters, and you.  Can you do it?




6/LUCY: Why certainly, sir.  Here is a goose for you and your wife.  Now you, your wife, and 

the goose are three.  And here is a goose for your daughters and one for your sons.  Now 

they are threes.  If I take the two remaining geese, then I am three, also.  You see, it's really 

very simple.




READER 3: The baron roared with laughter.  When he stopped, he turned to Amos and said:



5/BARON: Do not come back to my house until you are as clever as Lucy.  And since I do 

not think that will ever be, I bid you a final farewell.




4/AMOS: I left the baron's house with nothing but my hat.  There was no gift of bread and 

nectar for me.




READER 1: The baron was so pleased with Lucy he rewarded her with three gold coins and 

promised to teach John how to be a better farmer so the family would never go hungry 

again.




2/JOHN: The baron kept his promise, and slowly but surely, I became a good farmer.  My 

crops grew high, and my family grew strong.  All because of Lucy.




ALL: CLEVER, CLEVER LUCY!




 THE END






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